His Bum Loving Alien

His Bum Loving Alien always had with them a big sponge that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was miraculous. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Alien had a mug that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. A mug being the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Alien always kept a porno magazine that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

His Bum Loving Alien always kept a cup that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Alien carried a stapler that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to some, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler being the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Alien desperately craved for a cup that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly an unusual action, to you, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was selected.