The Special Alien

The Special Alien desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A stapler would be the chosen thing.

The Special Alien always carried a block of cheese that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

The Special Alien desperately desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Special Alien desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would put on his head. It is a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

The Special Alien looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be an odd action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Special Alien had a magic 8 ball that they would cuddle. It might be an astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.