Dodgy Alien

Dodgy Alien desired a mug to try to balance on their head. It was a bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the thing opted for.

Dodgy Alien always had with them a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Alien always kept a pint of cider that they liked to play with. This seems to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

Dodgy Alien often carried a lava lamp that they would embrace. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought it was fun. A lava lamp being the thing selected.

Dodgy Alien desperately wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Alien had a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to select.