The Chinese Alien

The Chinese Alien had a hat that they would often play with. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to select.

The Chinese Alien wanted a chocolate bar that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be awesome. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Alien always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. It might have been a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

The Chinese Alien needed a tomato that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Chinese Alien desperately craved for a can of coke that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. A can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Alien desperately looked for a spade that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a fairly funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was selected.