The Jolly Antelope

The Jolly Antelope wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Antelope desperately searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was sublime. A big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Antelope desperately craved for a cup that they would occasionally share. It is a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a cup being the item opted for.

The Jolly Antelope desperately wanted a teapot that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Jolly Antelope desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Antelope desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was simply life. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.