My Ugly Antelope

My Ugly Antelope looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper of all things.

My Ugly Antelope looked for a mug that they would often insert somewhere. It might be an astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was fun. Strangely, a mug was the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Antelope desperately looked for a set square that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

My Ugly Antelope desperately wanted a hat that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a hat being the thing selected.

My Ugly Antelope always kept a can of Tango to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an odd exercise, to me, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

My Ugly Antelope needed a dildo that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item chosen.