Their Cheerful Antelope

Their Cheerful Antelope always had with them a bottle of wine to experiment on. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Their Cheerful Antelope desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was stunning. A Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

Their Cheerful Antelope owned a pen that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is epic. Honestly, a pen being the thing selected.

Their Cheerful Antelope searched for a dildo that they would embrace. This seems to be a different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

Their Cheerful Antelope desperately wanted a stapler that they liked to embrace. It would be an unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

Their Cheerful Antelope wanted a toilet brush that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.