The Grumpy Antelope

The Grumpy Antelope desperately needed a custard pie that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Antelope owned a cup that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to select.

The Grumpy Antelope desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Antelope carried a condom that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a new action, to you, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a condom was the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Antelope desperately needed a piece of paper that they would drop. It is considered to be an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Antelope desperately looked for a pen that they would often break. It was a new proposal, to you, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pen being the chosen thing.