My Retarded Antelope

My Retarded Antelope owned a rubber chicken that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Antelope desired a helmet that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a helmet having that done to it

My Retarded Antelope desperately desired a custard pie that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be wonderful. A custard pie being the thing opted for.

My Retarded Antelope always had with them a bag of flour that they liked to hug. It was an odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be stunning. Honestly, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

My Retarded Antelope always carried a stapler that they sometimes worship. It is a bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a stapler being the chosen thing.

My Retarded Antelope desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to some, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a vibrator was the chosen thing.