My Exciting Antelope

My Exciting Antelope desperately desired a mug that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A mug was the item that was opted for.

My Exciting Antelope owned a helmet that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Antelope wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

My Exciting Antelope always kept a dildo that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen item.

My Exciting Antelope looked for a vibrator that they would often play with. It might be an exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to select.

My Exciting Antelope desperately desired a ball to drop. It should have been a funny exercise, to me, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a ball being the chosen thing.