The Grumpy Antelope

The Grumpy Antelope needed a big sponge that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Antelope searched for a can of Tango that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Antelope craved for a painting of a melon that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Antelope often carried a condom that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Antelope desperately looked for a set of lego that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Antelope found a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. It should be a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.