The Confused Antelope

The Confused Antelope carried a hat that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to me, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a hat of all things.

The Confused Antelope desperately wanted a spade that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Antelope always kept a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

The Confused Antelope wanted a can of Tango that they would experiment on. It was a bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

The Confused Antelope always had with them a dildo that they liked to hug. One might say this is a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Confused Antelope desperately craved for a crown that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was stunning. Remarkably, a crown was the item that was chosen.