Her Bum Loving Antelope

Her Bum Loving Antelope had a sword that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sword being the item opted for.

Her Bum Loving Antelope always kept a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Antelope often carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Antelope looked for a little monkey that they liked to smash. It was a peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

Her Bum Loving Antelope carried a cucumber that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Antelope always carried a bag of poop that they would worship. This could be considered a fairly curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen item.