The Horny Antelope

The Horny Antelope desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Antelope often carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Antelope carried a bag of poop that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Antelope desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

The Horny Antelope needed a stretchman that they would drop. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Horny Antelope always had with them a sword that they sometimes play with. It might be a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is epic. Strangely, a sword being the thing opted for.