My Bewildered Antelope

My Bewildered Antelope often carried a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to choose.

My Bewildered Antelope desperately wanted a condom that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.

My Bewildered Antelope found a helmet that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the item that was selected.

My Bewildered Antelope searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Antelope craved for a custard pie that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to select.

My Bewildered Antelope desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a curious proposal, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen thing.