Her Fucking Antelope

Her Fucking Antelope always carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was spectacular. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

Her Fucking Antelope often carried a cucumber that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was epic. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Antelope wanted a porno magazine that they liked to share. It was an extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine of all things.

Her Fucking Antelope wanted a tomato that they would often hug. It is a fairly surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a tomato being the chosen thing.

Her Fucking Antelope desperately desired a stretchman that they would worship. It is considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Fucking Antelope looked for a condom to try to nail to the wall. It was a weird action, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.