Her Confused Antelope

Her Confused Antelope found a painting of a melon to throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

Her Confused Antelope carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

Her Confused Antelope desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was epic. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Antelope needed a pen to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly original idea, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a pen was the item that was opted for.

Her Confused Antelope desperately needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Antelope had a crown that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a crown is the thing to opt for.