The Nervous Antelope

The Nervous Antelope desperately craved for a big sponge that they would rub on his belly. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was exciting. A big sponge of all things.

The Nervous Antelope desperately looked for a piece of paper that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Antelope often carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Antelope looked for a CD player that they would often share. This could be considered a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a CD player is the item to select.

The Nervous Antelope desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Antelope always had with them a spade that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.