The Talented Antelope

The Talented Antelope found a rubber chicken that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a different activity, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was fun. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Talented Antelope always had with them a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was spectacular. A pint of cider is the item to select.

The Talented Antelope looked for a computer to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Talented Antelope always had with them a wig that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Talented Antelope looked for a bag of flour that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

The Talented Antelope had a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. It would be a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.