A Troubled Antelope

A Troubled Antelope desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes break. It should be a peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

A Troubled Antelope desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

A Troubled Antelope always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

A Troubled Antelope desperately desired a sword that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Antelope always had with them a computer that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

A Troubled Antelope desperately looked for a vibrator that they liked to smash. One might say this is a peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the thing selected.