My Retarded Antelope

My Retarded Antelope owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be spectacular. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Antelope searched for a bottle of wine to put on his head. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Antelope desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally demolish. It is a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

My Retarded Antelope craved for a little monkey that they would often break. This could be considered a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a little monkey of all things.

My Retarded Antelope desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

My Retarded Antelope owned a can of coke to cuddle. It would be a strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.