The Troubled Antelope

The Troubled Antelope searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be an original exercise, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

The Troubled Antelope desperately wanted a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Antelope desperately looked for a sponge that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a new action, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Antelope desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was fun. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Antelope searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes worship. It should be a fairly different undertaking, to some, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Troubled Antelope desperately needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.