His Retarded Antelope

His Retarded Antelope desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Antelope craved for a spade that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to opt for.

His Retarded Antelope desperately craved for a mug that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to choose.

His Retarded Antelope looked for a lava lamp to experiment on. It is a different suggestion, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

His Retarded Antelope desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was wonderous. A bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Antelope desperately searched for a radiator that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was selected.