A Horny Antelope

A Horny Antelope desperately wanted a custard pie that they would often sleep with. It is a fairly curious exercise, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

A Horny Antelope desperately desired a stapler that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Antelope desired a radiator that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

A Horny Antelope always had with them a cup that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a cup being the item opted for.

A Horny Antelope craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

A Horny Antelope desperately wanted a radiator that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a radiator of all things.