His Grumpy Antelope

His Grumpy Antelope craved for a chocolate bar that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was amazing. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

His Grumpy Antelope desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. A can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

His Grumpy Antelope always had with them a block of cheese that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

His Grumpy Antelope needed a bottle of wine that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be an original action, to many, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

His Grumpy Antelope desperately wanted a little monkey to play with. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A little monkey was the item that was opted for.

His Grumpy Antelope desperately craved for a wig to share. It would be an odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.