His Lucky Antelope

His Lucky Antelope always had with them a bat that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

His Lucky Antelope had a melon that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was chosen.

His Lucky Antelope owned a bag of poop that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

His Lucky Antelope found a big sponge that they would often sit and look at. This seems a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to select.

His Lucky Antelope craved for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems an astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

His Lucky Antelope desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly unusual action, to most, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be awe-inspring. A bottle of beer is the item to opt for.