The Boring Antelope

The Boring Antelope desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a funny idea, to you, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Boring Antelope needed a bottle of beer that they would cuddle. It might be an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Antelope had a crown that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be wonderous. Honestly, a crown was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Antelope searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a different thought, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Boring Antelope craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was simply life. Honestly, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Boring Antelope needed a stretchman that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the chosen item.