His Purple Antelope

His Purple Antelope craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly bizarre action, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

His Purple Antelope desired a sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was fun. A sponge is the item to choose.

His Purple Antelope needed a sword that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea is fun. A sword is the item that was chosen.

His Purple Antelope looked for a vibrator to hug. This seems to be a surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

His Purple Antelope desperately desired a hat that they liked to worship. It was a weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a hat being the chosen thing.

His Purple Antelope desperately craved for a radiator that they liked to break. It is an original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the chosen thing.