My Depressed Antelope

My Depressed Antelope desperately craved for a set square that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a set square being the chosen item.

My Depressed Antelope owned a cup that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was selected.

My Depressed Antelope looked for a stapler that they would annihilate This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a stapler being the chosen thing.

My Depressed Antelope craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

My Depressed Antelope desperately craved for a spade that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a spade is the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Antelope always carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.