His Brainy Antelope

His Brainy Antelope looked for a wig that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the thing selected.

His Brainy Antelope always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was sublime. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

His Brainy Antelope had a set of lego that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be magnificent. Honestly, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

His Brainy Antelope often carried a lava lamp that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a lava lamp of all things.

His Brainy Antelope wanted a pen that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item that was chosen.

His Brainy Antelope craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to throw. It was a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be sublime. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.