The Angry Antelope

The Angry Antelope wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered a new exercise, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was epic. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Angry Antelope desperately wanted a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be an exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was amazing. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Angry Antelope needed a lava lamp that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Angry Antelope desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea is epic. A lava lamp was the item that was selected.

The Angry Antelope carried a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. It should be a fairly different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Angry Antelope carried a Harry Potter wand to play with. It should have been a peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.