The Gentle Antelope

The Gentle Antelope always kept a cheese grater that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was fun. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Antelope searched for a pint of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Antelope searched for a spade that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a spade being the thing selected.

The Gentle Antelope craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly unusual activity, to some, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Antelope desperately needed a mug that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to select.

The Gentle Antelope craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to demolish. It might have been a fairly strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener of all things.