His Stupid Antelope

His Stupid Antelope searched for a crown that they would worship. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a crown was the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Antelope often carried a radiator that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item to opt for.

His Stupid Antelope searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes play with. It might be a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Antelope looked for a cup that they would occasionally share. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was selected.

His Stupid Antelope had a ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a new action, to many, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be epic. Remarkably, a ball is the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Antelope desperately craved for a piece of paper that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. A piece of paper is the thing to choose.