The Troubled Antelope

The Troubled Antelope desperately wanted a CD player to experiment on. This seems to be an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Troubled Antelope needed a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

The Troubled Antelope looked for a mug that they sometimes cuddle. It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Antelope craved for a wig that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a wig was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Antelope carried a helmet that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Antelope carried a vibrator that they liked to embrace. This seems a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.