Their Bewildered Antelope

Their Bewildered Antelope had a rubber chicken that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be an odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Antelope desperately wanted a teapot that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a teapot is the thing to choose.

Their Bewildered Antelope had a cheese grater that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be an unusual activity, to most, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

Their Bewildered Antelope always carried a pint of beer to insert somewhere. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Their Bewildered Antelope desperately desired a melon that they would often share. One might consider this to be a funny activity, to many, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was selected.

Their Bewildered Antelope had a condom to break. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was opted for.