Her Crazy Antelope

Her Crazy Antelope desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Antelope desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally play with. It might be a fairly bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was exciting. A can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Her Crazy Antelope often carried a CD player that they sometimes embrace. This seems a fairly peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Crazy Antelope craved for a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a melon is the item to opt for.

Her Crazy Antelope often carried a bat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bat being the chosen item.

Her Crazy Antelope desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often throw. It should be a fairly funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.