A Colourful Antelope

A Colourful Antelope craved for a custard pie that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

A Colourful Antelope desperately craved for a vibrator that they sometimes embrace. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

A Colourful Antelope needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

A Colourful Antelope desperately craved for a bag of flour that they liked to share. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

A Colourful Antelope needed a porno magazine to share. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

A Colourful Antelope always had with them a set of lego that they would occasionally eat. It should be a weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.