His Orange Antelope

His Orange Antelope found a rubber johnny that they would put down their trousers. It was a peculiar operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

His Orange Antelope craved for a bottle of coke that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

His Orange Antelope had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes break. It might be an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

His Orange Antelope always kept a ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was fun. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

His Orange Antelope desired a lava lamp that they liked to play with. This seems to be a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

His Orange Antelope needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke of all things.