The Red Antelope

The Red Antelope wanted a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the chosen item.

The Red Antelope desired a CD player that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player having that done to it

The Red Antelope wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally smash. It should be a weird action, to most, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Red Antelope always kept a ball that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Antelope often carried a melon that they would often embrace. It is a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Red Antelope always had with them a pint of beer that they would smash. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.