The Retarded Antelope

The Retarded Antelope carried a spade that they liked to share. It might have been a fairly odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a spade was the chosen item.

The Retarded Antelope needed a pint of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Retarded Antelope always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Antelope needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly curious activity, to most, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Antelope found a big sponge to put up their bum. It should be a fairly surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the chosen item.

The Retarded Antelope desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.