The Bewildered Antelope

The Bewildered Antelope often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly original exercise, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Antelope wanted a cup that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Antelope always carried a rubber johnny that they would often smash. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Antelope carried a big sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was amazing. Honestly, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Antelope always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Antelope always kept a rubber chicken to embrace. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.