Stupid Antelope

Stupid Antelope wanted a bag of flour that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

Stupid Antelope desperately wanted a crown that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the item opted for.

Stupid Antelope often carried a tomato that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

Stupid Antelope owned a toilet brush that they liked to worship. It should have been a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

Stupid Antelope often carried a can of Dr Pepper to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to most, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was simply life. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

Stupid Antelope needed a teapot to drop. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.