The Gentle Antelope

The Gentle Antelope had a stretchman that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

The Gentle Antelope wanted a set of lego that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. A set of lego is the thing to opt for.

The Gentle Antelope always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Gentle Antelope wanted a toilet brush that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Antelope desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes worship. It was an extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

The Gentle Antelope always kept a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.