The Horny Antelope

The Horny Antelope always had with them a pint of beer that they liked to annihilate It would have been a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Antelope desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes drop. It was a fairly original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Antelope had a bat that they liked to worship. It was considered to be an original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A bat is the item to select.

The Horny Antelope desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would share. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Horny Antelope needed a porno magazine that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a weird action, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Antelope always had with them a crown that they would often sleep with. It was a funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a crown would be the chosen thing.