The Little Antelope

The Little Antelope wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

The Little Antelope desired a sponge that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to select.

The Little Antelope desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is stunning. A can of Tango was the item that was selected.

The Little Antelope owned a custard pie that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Little Antelope desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Little Antelope always carried a ball that they would worship. This is certainly a different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a ball was the item that was selected.