A Stupid Antelope

A Stupid Antelope desired a mug that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a different action, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Antelope always carried a bat that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a bat having that done to it

A Stupid Antelope needed a dildo to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a dildo of all things.

A Stupid Antelope needed a wig that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the chosen item.

A Stupid Antelope needed a hat that they would embrace. It should be a peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was sublime. A hat was the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Antelope wanted a pint of cider that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be an unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.