The Jolly Antelope

The Jolly Antelope looked for a pint of cider that they would sleep with. It should have been a fairly exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Jolly Antelope desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would worship. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Jolly Antelope craved for a can of coke that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of coke having that done to it

The Jolly Antelope always had with them a porno magazine that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Antelope needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes share. It might be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

The Jolly Antelope owned a pen that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a funny thought, to many, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pen being the item selected.