Horny Antelope

Horny Antelope wanted a teapot that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen item.

Horny Antelope desperately wanted a spade that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

Horny Antelope needed a sponge that they would occasionally throw. This seems an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was simply life. A sponge being the chosen item.

Horny Antelope always had with them a set square that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a set square being the item selected.

Horny Antelope desperately desired a ball that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was sublime. Who would have thought, a ball was the chosen thing.

Horny Antelope often carried a can of coke that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the thing opted for.