The Boring Antelope

The Boring Antelope found a spade that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Antelope craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Boring Antelope searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Boring Antelope desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. It should have been a funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

The Boring Antelope desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Antelope desperately needed a sponge that they liked to put on his head. It was an extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it was miraculous. A sponge was the item that was opted for.