A Weary Antelope

A Weary Antelope wanted a pint of beer to smash. It is a strange action, to most, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Antelope owned a porno magazine that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

A Weary Antelope always kept a block of cheese that they would occasionally demolish. It is a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was sublime. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

A Weary Antelope looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

A Weary Antelope desired a can of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A can of coke was the chosen thing.

A Weary Antelope desperately looked for a hat that they would often experiment on. It is an odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the chosen thing.